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School Days: 1997-2002
Cracker was Grange Hill's latest wheeler-dealer, and will
never miss an opportunity to line his pockets. He gets
his name from Robbie Coltrane because of his size and
funny ways. Along with Tom, Lisa and Matt he was a founder
member of the Double Dare Gang. Academically, Cracker
was not brilliant and found the sixth form hard-going
and despite Miss Carver's best efforts, decided he was
best out of school. It was Ozzie Osbourne of all people
who persuaded him to return to school, but did he survive
the fire to resume his studies? |
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CRACKER'S
SCHOOL REPORT |
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Year
7: Cracker forms the Double Dare gang with
Lisa, Matt and Tom. He dresses up as Mrs Holmes and impersonates
her in class. He carries it off beautifully but the real
Holmes gets back early and Dai Hard rumbles him.
Year 8 Cracker is
the brains behind the mouse-racing scam. The staff raid
the first "meet" in the sports hut.
Year 9 Cracker takes
a waiting job at The Arches. He sells Ray's old sandwiches
in school and gives Mrs Holmes a stomach upset! Mr Robson
seizes his assets.
Year 10 The Double
Dare Gang launch an "alien invasion"; Cracker
dresses as an alien and frightens the living daylights
out of a drunken Mr Robson!
Year 11 Lisa persuades
the lads to dance in her talent show entry. Cracker offers
his moral support as Matt awaits cancer surgery.
Year 12 Cracker feels
a failure at school and leaves. He takes a job at The
Hub and is used as a lackey for delivery Chris' fake money.
Ozzie saves him from a beating and persuades him to return
to school. |
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ASSOCIATES: Tom Smith,
Lisa West, Gemma Lyons, Matt Singleton, Ozzie Osbourne
CURRENT WHEREABOUTS:
Still on the missing list after the fire. If Cracker resumed
his studies he's doing it away from Grange Hill.
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